Gibberish with Humor and Passion at the Flea

by Kelly Monaghan

“Tango bogo irreversible cheese slop.” If that makes sense to you, then you’re gonna love “Cellophane,” Mac Wellman’s giddy Rorschach blot of a play currently enchanting happily puzzled audiences in the Flea Theater’s miniscule downstairs space.
Katie Apicella and Gilbert Vela in Mac Wellman's "Cellophane." Photo by Carl Glassman

The Flea’s PR machine says this play (if, indeed, that’s the right word) is “a spiritual history and spectral portrait of America.” This theory is based, I suspect, on the opening monologue—“America, you are a man falling downstairs!”—delivered as an angry rant by a young woman of Turkish descent. However, after that speech, which actually seems to make a kind of sense, the piece becomes a meandering tone poem of language fragments, some poetic, some gibberish, none with any perceptible meaning. The play could just as easily be a philosophical disquisition on the verb to be. Or maybe it has something to do with cats, rustic speech patterns, baseball, or something or someplace called the “labernath.” Then again, it could simply be irreversible cheese slop.

Whatever it may or may not be about, “Cellophane” is undeniably fascinating. Much of the credit goes to director Jim Simpson and his large, young and talented acting company called The Bats. Together they invest Wellman’s lush language-collage with meaning, passion and humor that holds your attention and encourages the close listening the piece demands.

The narrow theater has been transformed into an all-black cavern, like some ultra-hip nightclub, dotted with low black swivel stools, many of which turn out to be occupied by cast members. On one wall hangs a glowing animated light painting of waterfalls; in front of it is a microphone stand. The play unfolds as a series of set pieces, some of them sung, which have the feel of separate poems. Sometimes they evoke the Beats, sometimes Tristan Tzara and the Dadaists. The action takes place everywhere, often inches from your face.

 
The acting is uniformly delightful. Much of the evening has the feel of a drama school exercise, like the nonsensical tongue-twister poems used to teach verbal dexterity: “Here. Take this piece of gibberish and find a way to endow it with meaning and reality.” The company rises to the challenge admirably.

Simpson is also to be commended for his program notes in which he states simply, “It all means nothing. Yet it also means something.” What a refreshing change from the current vogue of dramaturgical exegesis which, as with the emperor’s new-clothes, dares the theatergoer to demonstrate his ignorance by not finding whatever turgid piece of drivel is being presented to be absolutely brilliant.

The play runs an intermissionless hour, which I found just right. Others, I feel compelled to point out, may find it interminable.

“Cellophane” runs through Oct. 18. Tickets are $15. For dates and other information, call 212-226-2407